I miss you like crazy, sweet Daisy.
Maybe like pancakes without the syrup.
Or maybe like my favorite horse, riding on my saddle, without no stirrup.
Like a bowl of gumbo without the rice, or maybe like the cook that wasn’t real precise.
Just like that frog on that pond without that lily,
Really miss you like crazy, sweet Daisy.
Chorus:
Come on home, I miss you like crazy, sweet Daisy,
Won’t you come on home tonight; I promise I won’t be lazy.
You’ll see, it’ll be such a delight,
When we sit out on the porch, hold hands, and just kiss in the moonlight!
Won’t you come on back for just a spell?
See I just took a bath the other day, and I really don’t smell,
Just wait and see, it’ll be just really swell!
We’ll go out and party for old time’s sake, I promise you it won’t be a wake.
Or we can just stay home, and I’ll fire up some steaks.
Don’t you see, sweet Daisy, we’ll soon partake!
Chorus:
Come on home, I miss you like crazy, sweet Daisy,
Won’t you come on home tonight; I promise I won’t be lazy.
You’ll see, it’ll be such a delight,
When we sit out on the porch, hold hands, and just kiss in the moonlight!
We’ll have some fun, and do what you want,
Then maybe we’ll go see the preacher.
We’ll tie the knot in our Sunday best, have all our kin there dancing all nonchalant.
I’ll sure try to make you happy;
Then life will be sweet and complete, and won’t be so crappy.
Chorus:
Come on home, I miss you like crazy, sweet Daisy,
Won’t you come on home tonight; I promise I won’t be lazy.
You’ll see, it’ll be such a delight,
When we sit out on the porch, hold hands, and just kiss in the moonlight!
My first Country/Western song…my wife said not to expect a check anytime soon. I told her she won’t be laughing when Garth calls…
Robert Collazo, 7/17/10
